F-U-N-N-Y

(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A Malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... Baby doll
3rd wife..... China doll
2nd wife.....Barbie doll
1st wife..... Panadol !
(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...
(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night
Men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2
Peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

(5) ARAB MAN
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!"


(6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"

(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and... Wife on the cover of "missing persons"

My Life With SMKSY (:

ni jea picture yang aku ada semasa aku berada di sys . harap korang enjoyy*pekajahnya nak enjoy pulakk , aku tengah sedih ni . hee :D

ni jea kenangan yang aku boleh kongsi dengan kengkorang semua . *yang lain secret doee . bahaha (:

Fly Away To Another Victory (':

heyy korangg , esok jea aku dahh tukar sekolahh lahhh . sedih rasanya aku nak meninggalkan sekolah yang aku sayang ni .mcm mcm pengalaman , kegembiraan , kesedihan , keseronokan , yang aku dapat spanjang aku berada disitu . sumpahh , sepanjang hayat aku takan lupa sekolah ni . buad kawan kawan aku yg masih berada disitu , korang teruskanlah kejayaan korang disitu . hee , aku minta maaf if aku ada buad korang marah ngn aku , tak puas hati ke apa ker . aku mampu minta maaf jea*tada duet na pujuk . hee . harap korang jangan lupakan aku yeahh . aku takan lupakan mmber sedota aku , mmber sekepala aku , mmber seponteng aku*kantoi sudah . lastly , aku akan tunjuk kepada korang beberapa pic kenangan aku semasa berada di smksy .
bak kata pepatah orang sana , much in little . multhum in parvo .
:D

                                                                        SMK SYS

   

                                                                           SMVSI

Untuk Mereka Yang Mahu Jadi Pemain Game Yang Sejati c(:

korang tengok gambar aje and dah faham kan . a picture speak a thousand word . cam nie main game mesti best and layan habis punya . hahah

All About Bra (:

Q: Which is the striped BRA?
zeBRA

Q: Poisonous BRA?
coBRA

Q: Mathematical Bra?
algeBRA

Q: Sunsign BRA?
liBRA

Q: Magical BRA?
aaBRA ka daBRA

Q: Religious BRA
BRA hmin!

Q: Metallic bra
BRAss

Q: Anjelina jolly’ Bra
BRAd pit…

Q: Botany BRA
BRAnch

Q: Marketing BRA
BRAnd!

Q: AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL BRA
BRAaak Obama

Q: puctuation k liye bra
BRAcket

Q: Scary bra….
GhaBRAahat!!!!

Q: Cricketers ka bra
BRAdd hogg

Q: How does d donkey cry…
BRAAAAA!!
Braaaaa!!
Braaaaaaaaaa!!!

Q: a room where BRA’s are kept..
LiBRAry

Q: Bra which became the american president and inspired the whole world,
aBRAham Lincoln!

Q: The BRA which holds the record for most no of T20 runs in an innings?
BRAndon McCullum.

Q: which bra is very important for any vehicle
BRAke

Kamu Gayyyyyyyyyyy ! !

ushh , malam semalam merupakan mlm yg paling ngeri pernah aku hadapi . pasal apa ? hahah , aku dgn mmber aku keluar pekan Ipoh dalam pukul 9.35 *pakai bantai jea masanya . hee  Then kiteorang ternampak benda yg kiteorang tak patut nampakk . Diorang lepak lepak mcm menunggu pelanggan yg akan SERVIS mereka .Perghh , muka lawa , make-up tebal , rambut curly , tpi SUARA dia mcm kita lhaaa . HAHA , kiteorang pun blah dari tmpat tuu sambil gelak gelak yg tak dapat ditahankan lagi .
Euwwwww , BAPUK , kau CANTIK tpi SUARA kau mcm kiteorangg lhaaa *punca kantoi . hahah